May 21, 2025

Chased in Appalachia | True Paranormal Stories from Reddit | Ep #32

Chased in Appalachia | True Paranormal Stories from Reddit | Ep #32

Join Madame Strangeways for this true scary story set in the Appalachian forest. Was it paranormal? Or was it something more mundane? Stick around for weird folklore and supernatural brainstorming about the entity chasing them!


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I live in the heart of
Appalachia and this is easily

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the most terrifying story of one
of my experiences by Doobie

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Doobie.
This.

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Story may be short or it may be
drawn out.

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I am recounting these events as
I type as it was honestly one of

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the most horrifying things I
have experienced and it brings

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me genuine stress to think
about.

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This happened maybe two or three
years ago.

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I live in southern West Virginia
and have for my entire life.

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The woods and mountains surround
every direction you look and

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night time is a darkness that
you can never dream of unless

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experienced.
I was with a friend, I'll call

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him Mark.
Mark was at my house 1 evening

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doing the usual things, watching
UFC, playing Xbox, etcetera.

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It was extremely late when we
finally got bored and decided to

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go for a walk on a nearby trail
to smoke a joint.

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This is not a particularly long
trail, but it is very dense in

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the woods that surround it and
it is easy to get freaked out

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when thinking of your
surroundings.

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We finally get to about halfway
into the trail about 30 minutes

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in, where we stop, pack our
joint, and stand on the trail to

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chill and talk.
The forest is very alive

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tonight.
There are always noises in the

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woods, but the amount of animal
activity for the time was

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unsettling.
At this point it was probably

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past 1:00 AM.
This was strange and kind of

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eerie, but not alerting, as any
sort of predatory animal in the

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area may cause a disturbance.
We finish smoking and continue

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our walk when almost immediately
the forest falls dead quiet.

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And as soon as the forest goes
quiet, there is a voice.

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It almost sounds like a mocking
humanoid voice, shaky and

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uncertain, almost like an old
children's toy.

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Like the ones with the crackly
speakers and robotic voice, if

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you know what I mean.
This immediately sets us off.

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We bolt directly down the
opposite length of the trail,

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but the sound does not gain
distance.

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It doesn't get closer per SE,
but no matter how far we ran

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down the trail, this eerie voice
remains the same volume, going

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over and over with no quieting
or stopping.

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At this.
Point I am convinced that we are

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in genuine danger, something I
have felt very few times.

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Finally after sprinting for who
knows how long, we exit the

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trail gasping for breath and
almost at the verge of tears of

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how frightening this was.
We begin to exit the trail.

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In about 5 minutes from the exit
there is a bone shaking, heart

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stopping, murderous scream from
directly behind us.

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I know what a Mountain Lion
sounds like.

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This was not an animal.
This was not someone playing or

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watching a movie.
This scream sent birds flying

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from nests and made my heart
drop into my stomach.

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It was the most genuinely
depraved and violent scream that

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I have ever heard.
This is a true story that I have

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only told to maybe three people,
all of whom seem to.

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Brush it off as false.
I've never been a person to push

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for the existence of the
paranormal or spiritual, but I

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genuinely believe I encountered
something inhuman in those

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woods.
Edit I know I will receive

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questions such as what the voice
was possibly saying or to

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explain the area and what
happened after.

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I genuinely cannot remember what
the voice was saying, if

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anything intelligible.
I don't know if I could

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understand it then, and I
certainly can't recall

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understanding it after several
years of blocking and out of my

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memory all that I recall.
Is that it was a fluctuating.

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Voice in pitch, shaking, almost
just joining sounds.

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Together.
After running from the scream at

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the end of the trail, we ran to
the car, which was only about 5

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more minutes from the.
Trail.

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So we got there relatively fast
from sprinting.

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Dooby dooby Doo dooby Doo like
zooby Zooby zoo anyone?

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OK.
Sorry, I've been thinking about

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it since I read the username.
You can't convince me there is

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no one in this world that can
convince me that sometimes these

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supernatural creatures don't
know exactly what they're doing

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and they're just messing with
us.

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Because if this really is
something supernatural or

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unexplained or paranormal,
etcetera, you know it didn't

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have to.
Scream.

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Like that at the end, they were
already scared.

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Creature, unknown, mysterious,
unexplained creature.

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They were already scared.
They were already running back

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to their car.
Completely unnecessary to scream

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right behind them like that.
Just totally unnecessary.

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Doobie Doobie.
Thank you again for allowing me

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to share this because what a
terrifying story.

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I I appreciate you letting me
share this on the show.

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So I do have some fairies, some
of them paranormal, some of them

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more naturalistic.
And mundane, as I tend to do,

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you know, 'cause.
I like to like to, I like to

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have a little balance, you know,
a little sweet with a little

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savory.
A little.

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Spooky with a little comforting
at least the the mundane is

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generally comforting not always
more comforting, but in some

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cases more comforting in this
case I think specifically.

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Before I get too deep into that
though, I did kind of want to

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address because I I read the
comments on the Reddit post and

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you know, I think it I do love
because I will also do the same.

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I do love when someone points
out that something could

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potentially.
Be a hallucination and.

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If you've listened to the show
more than once, you have

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probably heard me talk about
how.

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Common hallucinations are and
how they don't mean that you're

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crazy and how.
We just don't really talk about

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it, and so we don't realize how
common it is.

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I'm not going to go into a
hallucination conversation.

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Hallucination.
I guess that's basically just a

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typo, a misspelling of
hallucination, but someone in

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the comments was saying well.
You are smoking weed and weed

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can sometimes lead to
hallucinations.

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OK, but like probably not here.
I will say, yeah, that's totally

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possible and it is true that if
you are smoking the devil's

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lettuce.
Outside of your normal setting.

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You do feel way more high.
I don't know the science behind

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it.
I don't know the weed.

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Science.
I just know that it's true.

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So I I would say, yeah, maybe.
But they also specifically

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Doobie, Doobie clearly
specifically says that this is

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not the first time that they've
done this.

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This is not the first time that
they've smoked weed out in the

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forest.
I first of all, you wouldn't

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catch me in the Appalachian
forest, period, full stop.

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Let alone.
Inebriated in any way?

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So doobie, doobie, you're braver
than I am, but I don't think

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that that has anything to do
with this.

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I think that it's worth looking
at, but I think that we can

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discount anything to do with
being high, least of all because

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there were two people.
There was Doobie and Doobie's

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best friend.
And while, yes, there's such a

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thing as mass delusion, that's
completely a thing.

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And.
While yes.

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There is that French term that I
tried.

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Just now to.
To practice saying, but I can't,

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come on, I don't know.
I'm not good at it anyway.

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It means you like madness of
two.

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I don't think that's what this
is, so let's stop talking about

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it.
Please, Madam, please, let's

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continue.
So Appalachia not Appalachia.

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No, no, no, Appalachia.
Don't ask.

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Me.
Why?

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Please don't ask me because.
Then I'm going to look into it

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and we're.
Going to be here for an hour.

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So Appalachia, if you're
unfamiliar, is an infamous area

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of the United States.
The the specifically the

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Appalachian Mountains.
Did you know the Appalachian

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Mountains were actually formed
about ish?

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300 million years ago, that's
crazy that just like our

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Appalachian Mountains, like the
Appalachian Mountains in the

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United States and also.
In part of northeast Canada.

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That's crazy.
That's really old.

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That's so old.
That's so long ago, 300 million

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years ago.
They used to be as tall as the

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Himalayas, but they're shorter
now.

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OK, sorry, going back.
So there, there's some of the

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oldest mountains on Earth.
I wanted to know what is the

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oldest mountain on Earth?
And apparently it's the

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Barberton, I believe mountains
in South Africa.

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So there's that.
But in Nope, we've instead we've

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got the Appalachian Mountains.
They're not quite as old.

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But here's what that was so
fascinating is and I didn't know

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this till I was looking this up.
So the Appalachian Mountains, if

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you go, if you go way.
Back in time.

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Oh, I don't know how long ago.
Let's find out.

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OK, so Pangaea, which if you're
not familiar is back a very long

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time ago, specifically in the
Triassic and possibly Jurassic

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time period.
OK, so sorry.

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So 200 million years ago,
Pangaea had, it was basically

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back when the world had all of
the continents kind of smashed

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together just in one giant glob.
And then 200 million years ago,

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Pangaea started to break apart.
And when it broke apart, we

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actually saw that parts of the
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stayed with a bunch of different
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So obviously we see it in North
America, but you also see it, it

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covers like Ireland, did I say
Norway, Norway.

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There's somewhere over, oh, the
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Portugal.
And then you also see Morocco

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has some of it.
Oh, and all of ice, all of

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Greenland.
I always get Iceland and

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Greenland mixed up, all of the
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of the larger 1.
So that's so interesting.

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So the Appalachian Mountains are
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they're also in Europe, and
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In Africa.
However, of course, in this

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specific story we are talking
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specifically the American
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And I think this story in
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Virginia close to what's called
the New River, which should

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really instead be called the
extremely Old River because it

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is actually the oldest river in
the world.

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And how old is that?
I don't remember Hold.

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On let me check my notes up to
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Years in age?
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And like, apparently some
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actually predate the Appalachian
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Themselves.
Also, fun fact, is it fun?

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It's it's happened.
It's a fact for sure.

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It's definitely a fact.
The New River goes N like it.

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Flows north when almost all.
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go South.
There's probably more there.

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I'm having to hold myself back
from looking into what that

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means.
What does that mean Is that it's

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special?
I don't know.

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Why am I talking about how old
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OK, Well, obviously, you know, I
have a point.

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Well, I hope that you understand
that I did have a point because

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some of the theories that I've
been reading about Appalachia

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and why it's so scary and why
it's like, oh, you got to cover

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your curtain, cover your windows
with curtains at night, which I

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do anyway.
That's crazy to think that

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there's people out there that
need to be told that.

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But specifically, they're
telling you to do that if you

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live in Appalachia because of
the things that you will see.

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Or, I guess, the things that
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Or why it's like, don't whistle
or yeah, no, you shouldn't

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whistle because then something
might whistle back.

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But also, if you hear whistling
in the woods, no, you didn't.

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No, you didn't Go back inside.
close and lock the door. close

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the curtains or blinds if you
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Let's do both just to be safe.
But as a reason to explain why

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Appalachia has this huge amount
of like legendary creatures and

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cryptids and ghost stories and
hauntings etcetera, why is?

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That and so I've.
Heard some of the theories.

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Be that, well, you know,
Appalachia is, is ancient.

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It's ancient.
And so maybe there's something,

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you know.
Primal or something even

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primordial.
Even maybe because it's been

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around for so many millions of
years, it's possible that

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there's something, maybe not
otherworldly but definitely

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terrifying, that lives in those
mountains that we're not able to

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normally see because we're just
dumb squishy.

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Humans.
Who don't see in multiple

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divisions?
I don't know.

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But I feel like it's a
compelling.

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Argument well, maybe not
compelling, but it's scary to

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me, I guess like the thought
that like man, just like on a on

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on a purely primitive level,
thinking like, what do you mean

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we're not at the top of the food
chain, you know, thinking that

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something has survived this long
and the only way that we ever

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encounter it is in these really
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Very, very scary.
I mean, people go missing in

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Appalachia all the time.
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I'm wondering how often is it
super OK stop stop stop?

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I'm not going to.
OK, this is for This is a topic

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for another time.
Do you want to hear more about

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Appalachia from?
Me.

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E-mail me, Madam.
Strangeways@gmail.com So I can

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stop going off on rabbit holes
on this one because I want to

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get to the theories.
So if people are talking about

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maybe This is why there's
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there's so many scary things in
Appalachia is because it's just

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ancient.
It's just.

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So old, who knows what's there,
who knows what's out?

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There, hiding from humans.
For all this time.

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And I was, I was on board.
I was like, this is really,

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really scary.
I want to know more.

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That's a great theory.
Let's let's, let's dig in.

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So I thought, OK, if, if the
issue is the Appalachian

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Mountains exactly themselves and
how old they are, I was like,

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oh, I'll go look at other
cultures that also have remnants

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of the Appalachian Mountains.
Clearly that they're going to

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have the same level of scary
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And that's.
Just not what I'm.

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Finding, I'm not finding that
the level of scary shit, for

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lack of a better term, that
comes out of Appalachia in North

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America completely unmatched,
completely unmatched.

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And so.
I think.

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A more reasonable description
reason, I think.

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A more reasonable reason for all
of the hauntings and all the

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scary stuff to come out of
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specifically is just the sheer
amount of human suffering that's

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happened there.
So of course there were

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indigenous people there.
I think specifically you're

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seeing a lot of Cherokee, and
especially in the region where

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the story happened in West
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I could be wrong.
Please correct me,

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madamstrangeways@gmail.com.
So the Indigenous people were

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here, and they obviously had
some cultural stories about the

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mountains and probably some
stories, you know, that are made

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to pass along wisdom, like, hey,
kids, don't go in the forest

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because you'll die.
Don't do that.

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So we'll tell scary stories.
But it's just impossible.

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To pick apart and figure out
what stories were actually from

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the indigenous peoples and which
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who came from, you know,
Germany, who came from all the

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Scots Irish, which I just
learned.

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I think I've looked this up
before, but I didn't retain it.

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Scots Irish means you're a Scott
who moved to Ireland.

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So the Scots, Irish, the
Germans, I guess just.

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English in general and then some
other various Europeans, they

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came over and they brought their
slaves from Africa, possibly

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from the Afro Caribbean too.
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time of like the 1600s and the
1700s and the 1800s, well,

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specifically 1600 and 1700, I
think that was probably more

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likely to be from Africa.
It's closer to Europe, so it's

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more convenient.
Chattel slavery made more

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convenient by the their
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That just sucks.
So first of all, whenever

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Europeans show up, that's not a
good time for the indigenous

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tribes.
Not good, right?

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But then you've got the
Europeans who've moved over here

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and while, yeah, they've almost
definitely had different types

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of hardship on their own, living
in a new world and it's it's

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just going to be.
Difficult.

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And you're going to starve.
And things.

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Aren't going to go how you want
them to go, and it's not.

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Good, it's not good.
And when you have that kind of.

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Amount of human suffering.
There's like a couple things

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that happened.
There's more than that, but just

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for the purpose of this
conversation.

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When you have.
That amount of human suffering

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in one location, you could argue
from a paranormal or a spiritual

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standpoint that it does kind of
like leave its mark like or a

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stain, you know, in the area.
And maybe that has something to

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do with the kinds of energy and
the kind of things that come out

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of that.
But also, if you look at it from

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a naturalistic standpoint, I
think it does make sense that if

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you are going through such
hardship that you do become very

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spiritual and you do develop
these very different spiritual

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beliefs that are this crazy
amalgamation of, you know,

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African and European, Nordic and
also indigenous Native American.

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So.
I think it's completely

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understandable.
Oh my God, hold on.

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I haven't even talked about the
Civil War.

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You want to talk about
suffering?

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You know, unmarked graves, like
just so much.

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Death.
So talk about leaving a stain on

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an area.
And OK, again, we're not even

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talking about the mines.
The mines, so much suffering and

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so much death.
So I think that's probably the

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reason why you see that sort of
stuff happening specifically

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with the North American
Appalachian Mountains and not.

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With the remnants.
Of the Appalachian Mountains

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that you find in the other
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So that's just my take.
There is a crazy amount of

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spooky, paranormal, supernatural
stuff that happens.

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It's like a hotbed for some of
the most famous American

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unexplained stories.
The Mothman.

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Everyone loves Mothman.
Who doesn't love Mothman?

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Mothman is also from West
Virginia specifically.

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Do you know the name of of the
town or city?

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Give you a moment.
Point Pleasant.

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Yay, everyone loves Mothman and
West Virginia again is where

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Doobie Doobie is based although.
I don't think this was.

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Spoiler alert.
I don't think this was Mothman.

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There wasn't a.
Bridge just to begin the Bell

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Witch.
Have you heard of the Bell

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Witch?
Said to be like the most famous

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haunting in America?
I think it was actually a

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poltergeist, though, so I don't
remember why.

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You know, maybe I need to do a
deep dive or I need to do an

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episode on the Bell Witch.
Do you want to hear about the

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Bell Witch?
Send me an e-mail, Madam

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Strangeways at gmailcom.
Also, I can't not mention the

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not Deer, which I've mentioned
in previous episodes.

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I think some of the very early
episodes, which I'm embarrassed.

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Don't go if you're listening to
this episode now.

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I don't love the idea of you
listening to an earlier episode

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if you haven't already listened
to it.

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Because I didn't know what I was
doing.

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I still barely know what I was
doing.

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Now I just, I, it's
embarrassing.

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It's just embarrassing.
It's embarrassing for people to

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see you not be perfect at
things.

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Or maybe not everybody has that
hang up, but I do.

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But you know what?
I had to start somewhere.

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So you.
Can go listen I guess.

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To the earlier episodes where I
do talk about not dear, very

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terrifying, then I mean just
really quickly, there is

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Bigfoot, obviously, who doesn't
love Bigfoot?

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If you love Bigfoot, I have a
Cryptid palooza episode about

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Bigfoot.
So go listen to that.

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Check that out.
Then there's like flavors of

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Bigfoot.
So there's like the Wood Booger

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and there's Sasquatch and
there's Grass Man, and then

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there's Sheep Squatch, which
from the drawing I'm looking at

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right now.
Doesn't look anything.

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Like a Sasquatch.
So I'm intrigued, but I am going

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to hold back and not look at it.
Then there's the apparently

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there's a chupacabra specific to
Appalachia, creatively called

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the Appalachian Chupacabra.
It feels like we could have been

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a little bit more creative with
that one.

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Now, if I had written this
episode like a good podcaster,

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that would have been a great
segue.

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But for now, we're going to talk
about.

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The naturalistic AKA mundane
explanations.

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For what might have happened.
So just as a reminder, if this

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is your first time listening to
the show, I like to offer.

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Possible.
Naturalistic explanations, and

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that is purely coming from the
angle of trying to show you that

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you can feel afraid and not be
in danger.

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So some of the things that we
see that are unexplained, maybe

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it's just it has a mundane
explanation and everything's

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fine and you don't need to be
scared of it anymore.

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And that's me.
That has helped me tremendously

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when I used to be really scared
about evil, invisible entities

420
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:18,400
that could be possibly sitting
in the room right next to me

421
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,960
trying to ruin my life.
That really helped me figuring

422
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,320
out what's.
A mundane explanation for

423
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,680
something.
That I'm experiencing.

424
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,960
Hopefully it helps you.
Hopefully it helps someone

425
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,600
listening.
So that's why I like to talk

426
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,760
about naturalistic AKA mundane
explanations.

427
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:40,080
We've already ruled out visual
hallucinations.

428
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,640
I genuinely think that it's fair
to rule that out because there

429
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,000
were two of them.
OK, so let's remove that.

430
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:50,080
I will say though, that being
really scared or really stressed

431
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:55,360
definitely interferes with the
way that you process information

432
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:58,440
properly.
So if something.

433
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,320
Was really, really scary out
there and both of them got.

434
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,160
Really really scared.
Like I've.

435
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:09,040
Said before, our brains are two
things super lazy, which I get

436
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:14,120
it Same and they are pattern
seeking machines.

437
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,040
And so when you combine those
two things together, what it

438
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,840
means is that your brain just
takes a shortcut, especially if

439
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:25,400
it needs to make a snap decision
and it's scared and it's trying

440
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,720
to save your life.
That's when you see these like

441
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:31,080
really sloppy assumptions that
your brain makes so it doesn't

442
00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,640
wait to have all the
information.

443
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,560
It gets as much information as
it thinks it needs in order to

444
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,080
tell you if you're in danger or
not.

445
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:40,240
So if you've ever just been
spooked by something and then

446
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:43,240
realized there was nothing,
like, I don't know, like

447
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,360
sometimes I will see something
out of the corner of my eye and

448
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:49,160
I'll get really scared.
And it was, you know, I don't

449
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,640
know, like a shadow from
something in the window or the

450
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,440
cat, one of the Cleocatra, maybe
it's Cleocatra.

451
00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:00,120
And Cleocatra has spooked me.
And I realized, Oh my God, no,

452
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,400
everything's fine.
If you've ever been spooked like

453
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:05,560
that, where your heart just
feels like it's climbing into

454
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,960
your throat and it was so
nothing and you were scared over

455
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,720
nothing, That is your brain
trying to keep you safe saying,

456
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,680
oh, sorry, my bad.
I just I thought, oh, I thought

457
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,400
it was a monster or I thought it
was a a cougar.

458
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,200
Got to get out of here.
Hey, lady, get out of here.

459
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:29,280
Let's take your leopard print
clothing and and your Mai Tai.

460
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:33,480
No.
What drink would a cougar drink?

461
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,840
An appletini perhaps?
What is the one that a

462
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,080
Manhattan?
Take that.

463
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,960
Get out of here.
You cougar get it?

464
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,960
Because it's a cougar, because
it has two meanings.

465
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,760
OK, We're just going to move on.
So your brain is trying to tell

466
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,640
you, oh, you were in danger and
then actually you weren't in

467
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,840
danger at all.
That sort of thing happens,

468
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:55,080
especially when you're in the
dark and something has scared

469
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,240
you.
So do you see where I'm going

470
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,560
with this?
I think maybe there were other

471
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,280
things happening, and their
brains both interpreted it as

472
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,040
danger and understandably.
And so they start running, their

473
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,760
hearts pounding.
Their brain is telling them

474
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,600
they're in danger.
OK.

475
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,200
But then like, I don't know how
to explain that shriek that they

476
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,280
heard.
Maybe it wasn't like an.

477
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,880
Owl a screech owl.
OK Doobie.

478
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:22,560
Doobie specifically said like,
oh, it wasn't a big cat because

479
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,840
they know what those sound like.
So it wasn't that.

480
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:30,440
I would argue that when you're
in that state of fear, probably

481
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:37,120
you are not the best judge.
However, I do trust that they

482
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:41,040
know what they're talking about.
So I will just mention that that

483
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:45,320
it's possible that it was an
animal and like maybe Doobie.

484
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,360
Doobie knows what a big cat
sounds like, but maybe doesn't

485
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:53,720
hasn't had like some kind of owl
screech right in front of or

486
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,320
right behind them.
You know, I don't know.

487
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,760
I'm not I you're.
You're never going to.

488
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:01,240
Catch me in the Appalachian
Forest or the Appalachian

489
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,800
Mountains.
So I'm.

490
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:06,320
Never going to find out.
So those are two possible

491
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,280
explanations, but I do believe
that this happened.

492
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:12,680
Something happened and it
definitely scared them for sure

493
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:17,080
100%.
So now moving on to the

494
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,840
paranormal or supernatural
explanations for what might have

495
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:22,960
happened.
So I mentioned Bigfoot.

496
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,600
It could be Bigfoot.
Although you you, you as in

497
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,760
dooby dooby dooby dooby dooby
dooby Doo.

498
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:35,240
You did not smell anything
stinky.

499
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,200
You said in the comments because
someone else suggested Bigfoot.

500
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,200
I thought Bigfoot.
Someone else in the comments

501
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,600
suggested Bigfoot.
Well, they specifically asked

502
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:46,720
did you smell anything bad is
typically Bigfoot, Sasquatch,

503
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,040
etcetera, does have a smell that
comes along with it.

504
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:55,000
But I will say Bigfoot has these
vocalizations that it can make.

505
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,360
And if you have listened to my
Bigfoot episode, my

506
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,920
aforementioned Bigfoot episode,
you can hear clips of what's

507
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,200
called the Sierra.
Sounds which is.

508
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:11,360
It it allegedly captures
bigfoots because it's not big

509
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,520
feet plural.
You'll learn that in the episode

510
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:18,960
it it is allegedly capturing
Bigfoot's making what's called

511
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:23,120
samurai chatter, which basically
just sounds like Japanese men

512
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,560
yelling in the forest.
I mean, it's not English, but it

513
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,720
does sound like a human tongue.
And and Doobie.

514
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:33,320
Doobie said in the comments that
they don't remember what was

515
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,760
being said or even they don't
even remember if it was

516
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,760
intelligible enough.
I think it's possible.

517
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:42,400
And Bigfoot has a way of like,
running people out of the

518
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:47,440
forest, but like alongside them,
kind of like escorting them out,

519
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:52,840
but with fear and terror.
So there's also in Cherokee

520
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,760
folklore, the Raven mocker,
which I think is such a cool

521
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:00,000
word.
What's what a cool name So in in

522
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:05,080
Cherokee mythology or beliefs, I
should say the Raven mocker is

523
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:09,840
this evil spirit or witch that
preys on the sick and dying and

524
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:15,040
I think also children and it
sucks their life force to extend

525
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,560
their own life.
And they do have this weird

526
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:21,200
sound that sounds like a Ravens
call.

527
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,200
That's why they're called the
Raven Mocker, because they're

528
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:27,280
mocking a Raven.
Which, OK, that sounds like fine

529
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:30,640
and all, but they also can be
invisible.

530
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:35,120
Like the Predator in the movie
The Predator.

531
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,800
They can be invisible, it's
really scary.

532
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,880
And Ravens, while they are not
humans, Raven can't Ravens.

533
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,880
Can't sound like humans.
They can mimic.

534
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:49,080
I don't know if you knew that
now you know, kind of like

535
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,360
parrots, Ravens can make human
sounds and they sound.

536
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:56,560
They can like mimic you saying I
don't know, hello, probably want

537
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,720
a cracker.
I don't know what you tell a

538
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,080
Raven, I guess nevermore
obviously.

539
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,280
What was they thinking?
That's what you would have a

540
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:07,400
Raven say clearly.
But what I want to talk about is

541
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:12,160
the Tayley Poe.
Now alternate names include

542
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,760
Tayley.
Bone Tayley.

543
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,040
Bones.
Tailbones.

544
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:20,600
Tayley Tale.
And then different varieties of

545
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:26,560
spelling Tealeypoe, strangely.
So tealeypoe is about the size

546
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,880
of a dog, but apparently it has
like tufted ears, like a bobcat,

547
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,160
which I love.
That's like the best part of a

548
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,680
bobcat are the little ear Tufts.
I love it.

549
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:39,920
Cleocatra has little ear Tufts.
It's so cute.

550
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,680
So I assume that the tealeypoe
is also cute because it has

551
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:48,760
little Kitty cat ear Tufts.
So depending on the storyteller

552
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:53,040
it has either yellow eyes or red
eyes which is not good.

553
00:33:53,480 --> 00:34:00,440
And it has slash had a long
tail, which you may be wondering

554
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,120
why I said that in the past
tense.

555
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:07,680
Well, that's because the story
that's told about the Tangley

556
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:12,000
Poe is about an old hermit who
lived in.

557
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,280
The middle of nowhere, I guess,
or I guess that's the whole

558
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,040
thing that a hermit does.
That's that's a hermit's whole

559
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,199
thing.
So this hermit lives.

560
00:34:21,199 --> 00:34:24,560
I think he's got a name.
I'm not going to name him.

561
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,520
I feel like he does have a name
in some of the stories we're.

562
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,120
Moving on, The hermit who lives.
Out in the middle of.

563
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:34,560
Nowhere with his three hounds
and he's hungry.

564
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,080
And then one night.
I guess there's different

565
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:41,520
versions, so sometimes the Taley
Poe comes into his house and

566
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,000
sometimes he's out hunting.
I like the one where he comes

567
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,280
into the house because that's
scarier.

568
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,280
One night when the old hermit
and his dogs.

569
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,600
Are in the house this strange
creature comes into.

570
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,160
A hole in the ground and.
He's really hungry.

571
00:34:57,160 --> 00:35:00,640
Not the creature, the hermit.
The hermit's really hungry.

572
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:04,080
Because all he has.
Is a handful of beans like that?

573
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,200
Mickey Mouse cartoon with their
where they're slicing the beans

574
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:09,840
and they're slicing.
The bread, you know.

575
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,440
Where it's like transparent.
I wanted it.

576
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,760
I wanted to eat that bread and
those beans when I was a kid.

577
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,920
So that's his, that's his life
picture that he's having to

578
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,080
ration slices of beans.
Then this creature comes in his

579
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,600
house and he's like, man, that
looks like good eating.

580
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,520
So he tries to kill it, but.
He only manages.

581
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,320
To chop off its tail.
So the tallypo escapes without

582
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,360
its tail.
And this hermit, because he's a

583
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,240
hermit, so he's really weird
because he hasn't actually

584
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,200
encountered.
People in a really long time

585
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:48,440
thinks it's OK to.
Cook a weird skinny, weird

586
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,320
possum looking tail for his
dinner, for his soup.

587
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,240
I guess I've never been that
hungry.

588
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,880
So I guess I shouldn't judge
him.

589
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:59,480
And I hope that I never, ever
find myself in a situation where

590
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,560
that seems appealing.
But he did.

591
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:04,800
He cooked it up.
He ate it, goes to sleep.

592
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:11,960
Well, that night, the creature.
The Talee Poe comes back into

593
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,440
the house through the hole that.
He for some reason didn't like

594
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,240
bored up or anything.
He left it just open.

595
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,760
This is don't worry, don't ask
questions.

596
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,120
He it.
Comes back.

597
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:24,880
Into.
The room while he's sleeping.

598
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,280
And it's at the.
End of his bed.

599
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,040
And it tells him in.
English.

600
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,560
That it's looking for.
It's Taylepo.

601
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:38,760
It says something like like.
Give me back my taylepo.

602
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,680
Where's the quote?
I'm looking for the quote on

603
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:46,960
this page where I'm guys,
there's a quote and I can't find

604
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,480
it.
Whatever.

605
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,280
That's what he says.
Give me back my taylepo.

606
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:55,120
And the guy's scared.
Get his six's dog on it and the

607
00:36:55,120 --> 00:37:00,680
dog OK, don't worry about it.
The point is, by the end the

608
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,520
Taylee Poe keeps coming back and
terrorizing him and saying.

609
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,200
Give Me Back by Taylee Poe.
I don't know why it's called the

610
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,200
Taylee Poe.
It's possible that this actually

611
00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:15,160
originated in African culture
and that this is a story from

612
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,040
there that has been kind of
combined, like I said, with the

613
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:24,120
mishmash hodgepodge of cultures.
So Taylee Poe.

614
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,000
And then at the end of the
story, in some versions, the old

615
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:32,120
hermit is, like, torn to shreds
or the only thing left of the

616
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,880
old hermit's cabin is the
chimney, presumably because the

617
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,760
Talee PO destroyed everything.
I'm not sure how it did that.

618
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,040
The point is, that's the story
of the Talee PO.

619
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,640
OK, Sounds terrifying, honestly,
Especially because it just keeps

620
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,360
coming back into his room every
night.

621
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,360
And he's laying there like, oh,
please don't come back tonight.

622
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,000
But he ate it.
He can't give the tail back.

623
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,200
I don't know if that was clear,
guys.

624
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,920
He can't.
Give the tail back.

625
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,520
Because he ate it.
It's not happening.

626
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:01,040
Tale's gone.
Tailey Poe, you need to stop

627
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:04,440
coming in people's houses
uninvited.

628
00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:07,280
Come on.
That's what really got me about

629
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:13,160
the Tailey Poe is specifically
that the Tailey Poe speaks some

630
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:20,320
English and in every single
version of the story, it repeats

631
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,280
itself.
Give me back my tailipo.

632
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:27,880
And what we heard in Doobie
Doobie's story was that they

633
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,160
were still hearing the voice,
and it was keeping.

634
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,160
Pace with them.
Right.

635
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:34,640
And so it sounds repetitive to
me.

636
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,240
So it's constantly talking as
it's chasing.

637
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,440
So think about it.
What if that was what?

638
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:43,840
Was chasing Doobie.
Doobie is the tallypo and it's

639
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,200
just.
Keeping keeping pace with them

640
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,200
as they're running out of the
forest and it just.

641
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,280
Keeps saying give me back my
tallypo.

642
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,680
Give me back my tallypo.
Although I thought it was really

643
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:57,880
creepy how it was described like
those old toys.

644
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,240
What?
OK, but you know what I was

645
00:38:59,240 --> 00:39:01,840
thinking though?
It was like, what's the song

646
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:06,120
that has that in the background?
The speak and spell behind blue

647
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,000
eyes Limp Bizkit Like, is that
what it was sounding like?

648
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:12,720
Like a like a because that would
have sounded like because maybe

649
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:18,080
it would sound something.
Like give me back my daily PO

650
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,040
give me.
Oh, wait.

651
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:20,960
Hold on.
Hold on.

652
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:21,440
Hold on.
Hold on.

653
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,360
OK, It's this.
It's this.

654
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,840
It's this.
Give me back my daily bow.

655
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,760
Give me back my daily bow.
That's what I think.

656
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:32,520
That's what I think.
I think I nailed it.

657
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,560
You know, Doobie, Doobie, let me
know madamstrangeways@gmail.com.

658
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:41,200
Let me know how accurate that
was, because I think I nailed it

659
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,520
if that's what it's supposed to
sound like, which clearly it is.

660
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:48,160
So for this one, you know, I
think I had to land on.

661
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,240
That's mysterious.
That's mysterious.

662
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,320
You know, maybe it was the
Taylie.

663
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:58,280
Poe.
Maybe it was a scary owl, you

664
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,200
know, Maybe it was an.
Owl and A Taley Poe.

665
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,360
Working.
Together, maybe that's the

666
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,760
situation.
You know, either way, I'm happy

667
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,800
that nothing like this has ever
happened again.

668
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,760
I hope nothing like this ever
happens in the future.

669
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,000
Although I did see that Doobie.
Doobie commented saying that

670
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,640
they have heard a woman
screaming in the forest before

671
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:26,920
and then specified it was not a
big cat, which is also scary.

672
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,720
So stop hearing things scream.
Have you thought of that?

673
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:36,000
Just stop hearing them scream.
I guess that's just how.

674
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,880
That's just life in Appalachia.
Man.

675
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:42,760
Or maybe.
Just maybe this was just a Civil

676
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:46,280
War ghost who was.
Kind of annoyed.

677
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:53,600
That you guys didn't offer it?
Any weed puff, puff pass, man

678
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,040
puff puff, pass.
Anyway, in all seriousness,

679
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,720
Doobie Doobie, thank you so much
for allowing me to Share your

680
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,160
story on the show.
Again, I'm.

681
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,840
Sorry that you had to experience
that sounds terrifying, but I do

682
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,080
so appreciate you trusting me
with your story.

683
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:24,670
So thank you very much.
Thank you for joining me for

684
00:41:24,670 --> 00:41:27,910
more true strange stories of the
unexplained.

685
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:33,080
Remember that you can feel
afraid and not be in danger.

686
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:37,120
You're safe here with me.
Probably.

687
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,520
Please follow the podcast.
Leave a rating on Spotify.

688
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,880
Or Apple.
Or tell your friends.

689
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:47,480
And foes about the show.
It would mean the world to me,

690
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:49,360
the underworld.
Obviously.

691
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,880
I mean, come on.
Madam Strange Ways is produced

692
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,200
and narrated by me.
Madam Strange Ways

693
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:04,360
thememusicisbymarina.ryan@marinamakes.co
Cover art is by Andrea Chiselle,

694
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,600
rolled on at Cult of Teddy on
Instagram.

695
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,400
You can submit your own true
strange story at

696
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:15,200
madamstrangeways.com or.
Send in your thoughts or.

697
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:19,640
Theories on stories on the show
to madamstrangeways@gmail.com.

698
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:23,840
See you soon, she said.
Ominously.

699
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,120
It's OK, so one of one of them
OK.

700
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:48,440
Google says the American
pronunciation is foliader, which

701
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,960
that doesn't sound right.
The British pronunciation.

702
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,200
I don't know why they don't have
just like French.

703
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:58,440
Oh, the American pronunciation
is foliader, which that doesn't

704
00:42:58,440 --> 00:42:59,320
sound right.
The British.

705
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:05,960
OK, well, she OK, Thank you.
Google didn't ask.

706
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,560
It's interesting Google doesn't
reply to me when I when I need

707
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,040
it to and then when I'm
recording an episode.

708
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:12,600
Here it is.