Humpty Dumpty | True Spooky Stories of the Paranormal | Ep #34

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Do you have a true strange story
of the unexplained?

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Submit it now on
madamstrangeways.com or e-mail

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madamstrangeways@gmail.com.
I can't wait to read it.

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Oh, I didn't hear you come in.
Well, let's see.

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What do we have here?
I see some strangers, some

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strangelings, some strange
cetera, and who's that over

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there in the back?
Stranger Reno's Well, welcome

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all of you to Madam Strangeways,
where I, Madam Strangeways,

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narrate your true strange
stories of the unexplained.

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And as always, solicited or not,
usually not.

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I share my strange thoughts and
even stranger observations, and

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I drag you down a slew of
strange rabbit holes, kicking

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and screaming if needs must.
Today I've got one new true,

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strange story for you.
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story here on Madam Strange
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Some weirdness for your podcast
by Daniel Barton.

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I grew up in a house where there
was a lot of weirdness, usually

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just glimpses of impossible
things, like a figure walking

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through the very much closed
front room door.

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It looked like my older brother,
but was walking fast and staring

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blankly ahead.
It disappeared when I turned to

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face it fully.
I also saw a shadowed hand waved

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to me on a glass window.
Now I don't mean a reflection of

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a hand in the glass, I mean a
proper dark shadow on the glass.

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The wardrobe in my bedroom was a
built in one and my mother

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always said she got an uneasy
feeling when near it.

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I once saw the same figure that
looked like my brother run

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across the landing to the top of
the stairs and disappear.

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The weirdest, however, is when I
woke up to see Humpty Dumpty

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standing in front of my
wardrobe.

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It was a humanoid figure with
arms and legs, but its body and

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head were the egg and it had a
very cartoonish face.

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It was wearing a suit and top
hat.

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My older brother then crawled
into bed, scared because he

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could see it too.
Eventually he got out of the

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bunk bed and turned the bedroom
lights on and the figure

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disappeared.
When he turned it off, Humpty

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returned but cut in half before
disappearing completely.

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I was walking home from school
once and saw what may have been

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a UFO.
It was just hovering up above in

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the sky.
It never seemed to move and

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stayed there for the whole walk
home.

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I was at Butland's holiday park
and I was walking around.

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I thought I saw somebody I
recognized and touched her

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shoulder to get her attention.
She turned around and it wasn't

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who I thought it was, but her
eyes were entirely black.

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I'd never heard of Black Eyed
children before, and this was a

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very long time before
supernatural even started living

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in a different house.
I woke up once and saw my mother

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standing at the opposite end of
my room by the doorway.

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She just stood there and stayed
standing there unmoving.

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It wasn't my mother, but it had
the same kind of clothes she

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wears and it also had no face.
The face thing may have just

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been because of me not having my
glasses on.

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I hid under my quilt until it
disappeared or I fell asleep.

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Another house I lived in, and
this may be the most

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definitively weird one, involved
the upstairs bathroom.

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Me and my younger brother shared
a room where we were.

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We could see across the landing
directly to the bathroom door

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which was mostly closed.
There is literally no way

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anybody could leave or enter the
bathroom without us seeing it.

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However, as we sat there, each
playing video games on our

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consoles, we heard the tap
running in the bathroom, but the

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light was off.
Thinking this was weird, we both

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looked at the bathroom for a few
seconds.

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My younger brother called out to
ask who was in the bathroom, but

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there was no response, save for
the very distinctive squeak of

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the tap being turned off.
My brother then got up and went

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and opened the bathroom door
only to find nobody inside.

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Daniel, thank you so much for
submitting this horrifying

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smorgasbord, smorgasbord,
smorgasbord.

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I think it's just smorgasbord
anyway, the smorgasbord of

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horror.
Thank you very much for sending

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this.
I love that it that it hits on

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everything.
It hits on haunted houses.

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It hits on UFOs.
You got Black Eyed children.

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You got no, that's, I think
that's I think that's it.

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Potentially A poltergeist.
You've you've just got a little,

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little sampler plate of
everything and it's all just so

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tasty, delicious.
Thank you so much.

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First of all, as always, I'm
sorry that you had to experience

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these things because I'm, I'm,
I'm, I'm sure, I know they were

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horrifying at the time.
They're probably still kind of

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scary now that you're thinking
about them.

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So I do appreciate that you took
the time to type these out and

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submit them.
So thank you very much.

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There's, there's so much to
unpack here, but here's what

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really here's here's what really
stood out to me.

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There's a few things 1 I had a
very similar experience to the

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sync situation.
So I kind of want to share that

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with you because I was like,
I've never heard anyone tell the

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same kind of like bathroom story
before.

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So I'll share that in a second.
But two things that also stood

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out to me was firstly, the
terrifying Humpty Dumpty ghost.

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I will say when I was doing my
research for this episode, I was

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going to make this just a quick
one, but there's so much here

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that I, I'm going to try.
I don't know.

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Anyway, in my research, a lot of
people were saying that

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illustrations of Humpty Dumpty
scarred them as children and to

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this day, kind of like
permanently terrifies them.

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The concept of Humpty Dumpty.
So you're not alone in being

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scared by Humpty Dumpty, but you
may be alone in that Humpty

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Dumpty actually came into your
room and terrified you as a

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child.
I don't know.

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Hey, you know what, if you're
listening to this, if you're

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listening to this episode and
you personally were victimized

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by Humpty Dumpty, let me know.
E-mail me

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madamstrangeways@gmail.com.
But the other thing that I

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definitely wanted to talk about
is seeing that girl with her

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eyes entirely black, which is
super, super spooky.

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Now, this is actually where I
was going to tell you my own

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experience that sounded a lot
like what you experienced with

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your brother and the bathroom.
In fact, I was like halfway

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through reading my own
experience or telling you my own

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experience and then I realized,
oh wait, I was going to do an

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episode where I tell y'all my
own personal experiences and

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that's one of the experiences.
So actually this is a spoiler

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spoiler alert.
One day you will hear my own

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experiences, but that day is not
today.

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So sorry but a pin in that for a
future time.

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Instead, I want to talk about
Butlins Holiday Park, where Dan

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experienced the woman with the
entirely black eyes.

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So first of all, Butlin's
holiday Park.

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I'm an American, the obviously,
so I don't understand things

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because that's what Americans
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And so I definitely pictured
like a Christmas park, a

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Christmas thing.
But then I realized, no, no, no.

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If you're in the UK or probably
Europe in general, when you say

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holiday, you just mean like
vacation or like time off, like

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long weekend.
So it's definitely not if it's

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not like American holiday
related, it's just it's a

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vacation.
We don't really have the

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equivalent of a holiday park in
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Here's what it says.
A holiday camp is a type of

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holiday accommodation, primarily
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encourages holiday makers to
stay within the site boundary

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and provides entertainment and
facilities for them throughout

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the stay.
Bognor Regis, however, does not

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sound particularly enticing.
Doesn't sound like somewhere

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that I want to go on a holiday.
Actually, it kind of sounds like

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it's got ROUSS.
Rodents of Unusual Size.

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That's a Princess Bride
reference there for you.

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That's what it sounds like to
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Personally, I don't really want
to go there.

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Also, King George the 5th didn't
really want to go there either,

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but because he was really sick
for reasons I cannot remember

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and I am trying really hard to
not click back over to the tab

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and check, but just know that
King George the fifth was sick

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and so he temporarily moved to
Bognor.

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When it was just called Bognor,
he moved there temporarily to

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convalesce in the sea air, which
is the thing people did back

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then when they were sick.
Or I guess it's not a thing that

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people did.
I think it's just a thing that

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rich people did back then.
So anyway, he moved there and

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then after moving there, they
renamed Bognor to Bognor Regis,

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which is a thing that I didn't
know happened until today.

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So thank you for teaching me
something.

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Now I couldn't find any specific
ghosts or like urban legends or

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anything spooky specific to
Bognor Regis, and the only

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deaths or anything weird that I
could find that happened at the

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actual Butlins Holiday Park in
Bognor Regis.

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The only deaths that I could
find there were well after

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Supernatural started, which was
in 2005.

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And isn't that suspicious that
there's no deaths reported at a

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holiday park prior to 2005?
Interesting.

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Billy Butlin, what are you
hiding from us?

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What are you hiding?
But I did find some very spooky

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ghost stories that are from
southwest England and kind of

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specifically in the Sussex area.
Ish.

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You know, I'm not from there, so
please forgive me if I'm not

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talking about the areas of
England like I should.

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OK, Just give me a break.
So one of them is called the

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headless hitchhiker.
Not to be confused with the

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Headless Horseman.
Very different.

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So the headless hitchhiker,
actually, though the story

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doesn't involve a horse.
Interesting.

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The headless hitchhiker in
Horsham, So it says.

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If you live near Horsham, you
will know the tale of the hermit

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St.
Leonard, after whom St.

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Leonard's Forest was named.
Obviously, duh.

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But when I was younger my father
warned me not to ride my horse

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across the forest.
Who has a horse?

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Oh boy, when I was younger my
father warned me not to ride my

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horse across the forest for
another reason.

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In the 19th century, there were
a number of reports from riders

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of being joined by an unexpected
and ghostly passenger riding

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pillion behind him.
Pillion means they're riding on

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the saddle behind you, like
behind you on the on the horse.

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He's on the horse and he's
headless and he's literally

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riding right behind you.
That's scary.

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I don't like it, but it doesn't
doesn't seem to match our MO of

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of what Dan experienced.
However, OK, here's OK, I'll

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give you one more.
Cuthbert of Flansham.

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This is off to a great start in
the 1930's, the Manor house and

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Flansham.
I think I'm saying that right

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because it's spelled like Flan's
ham, but I think it's Flancham.

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I'm just going to move on.
And the 1930's.

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The Manor house in Flancham had
quite a reputation for its

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resident ghost, and many
visitors reported meeting

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Cuthbert.
There was nothing sinister about

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him, and he would apparently
always vanish rather

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apologetically.
He was noted for wearing flannel

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trousers.
He would just be like, sorry,

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oh, sorry.
Bye.

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And wearing flannel pants.
OK, but of course in the UK,

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when you say pants, you
generally mean underwear and

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trousers mean pants.
So anyway, he had flannel

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trouser pants.
Interesting.

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But before we leave Butland's
holiday park in Bognor Regis, I

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did find this little piece of
trivia about the park Says

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during World War 2, the holiday
park at Bognor was a God of

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hope.
I'm saying Bognor, right?

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Bognor.
Oh, it might be Bognor.

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That's not good because I don't
want to redo this.

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So pause.
Let's check.

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OK, Google, how do you pronounce
Bognor Regis?

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That's pronounced Bognor Regis.
Yeah.

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OK, great.
I've been saying it like

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Trogdor.
Bognor, you come on.

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All right, You know what?
I'm always learning this is this

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is I'm leaving this and I'm not
going to rerecord.

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I'm not going to go back and
edit it.

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You're just seeing it live.
I can make mistakes and then I

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can learn from them.
What a great lesson.

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So Bogner, Bogner, Bogner,
Bogner, man, come on.

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During World War 2, the holiday
park at Wagner was a cause for

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concern for Butlin.
The park had always had a

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shooting range and during the
late 1930's the targets were

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replaced with images of Hitler,
Goering, Goebbels and

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Ribbentrop.
After the Battle of Dunkirk,

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Butlin became concerned that
should the Germans invade the

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South Coast, the first thing
they might see was the gallery

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making Butlin into a target.
Which aside from the, you know,

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the cowardice of thinking, uh
oh, that might make me a target.

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How badass is that?
That's pretty badass.

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So all right, I'll let him be a
little bit concerned.

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I don't know.
It doesn't say that he took them

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down.
I kind of, I feel like, let's

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get those back up.
You know, I feel like those can

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just go right back up.
Maybe that's a 24/7 Evergreen

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kind of thing that they need to
do at the park.

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I don't know.
Do they even still have a

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shooting range?
Do you know?

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Let me know,
madamestrangeways@gmail.com.

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So I couldn't find anything else
spooky about Butland's Holiday

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Park or about Wagner.
That's just not good.

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I couldn't find anything else
particularly spooky except the

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famous author of some X-rated
love letters that will surely

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haunt you till your dying day.
James Joyce, the novelist and

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author of Ulysses, apparently
worked on his book Finnegan's

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Wake while staying in Bognor.
Damn it.

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Bogner.
Bogner in 1923.

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So this is even before it was
called Bogner.

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Am I saying that right?
Yeah, this is even before it was

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called Bogner Regis.
It was just Bogner when James

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Joyce was there.
So fascinating.

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Also, don't read those love
letters.

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If you haven't.
Don't do it.

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I did it and I don't recommend
it.

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Or maybe, maybe you're into it.
I don't know.

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I'm not going to yuck your Yum.
Have fun.

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OK, so Humpty Dumpty.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

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Everyone knows the rhyme.
Apparently, many people have

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been traumatized by the sight of
a Humpty Dumpty in an

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illustration.
Some people say Humpty Dumpty is

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really referencing a Canon that
was used in Colchester.

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Now, I'm not sure that I'm
pronouncing anything right.

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Colchester.
I think it's, I think I could

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say Colchester in the siege of
1648.

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Some people say Humpty Dumpty is
really a siege engine.

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Siege engine used in the evil
English Civil War in 1643.

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Now, a siege engine is not an
engine like we think.

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It's not like Thomas.
No, no, you should Google it

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because I thought it was really
interesting.

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It's you.
It's like made out of trees,

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like wood, like I guess that's
what trees are made-up.

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And anyway, don't it's not an
engine engine.

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It's a, it's a, it's not a steam
engine.

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OK, anyway, just go look it up.
It's interesting.

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Or don't.
It's fine.

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Lots of sieges and wars in the
1600s in England.

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Anyway, those theories, the
Canon, the the siege engine,

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don't really hold up.
They don't hold water, they

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don't hold up to scrutiny, even
though they're pretty cool and I

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like it.
However, it is suggested that

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Humpty Dumpty, if Humpty Dumpty,
was actually anything other than

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just a Riddle, and the answer to
that Riddle was that Humpty

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Dumpty is an egg.
Which is why he's always

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depicted as an egg, because if
you'll note, the rhyme doesn't

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actually call him an egg or
reference an egg in any way.

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That's probably what it was.
But if it's not that, if it's

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not that, then Humpty Dumpty is
purportedly King Richard the

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Third of England, depicted as
hunchbacked in Tudor histories

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and particularly in
Shakespeare's play, and who was

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defeated despite his armies, all
the King's horses and all the

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King's men at Bosworth Field in
1485.

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So, you know, that's the origin
of Humpty Dumpty.

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I was kind of hoping for
something a little more spooky.

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I was hoping that maybe I could
find some like esoteric or just

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generally spooky thread and pull
it, you know, and, and unravel

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the mystery behind Humpty Dumpty
Haunting Dan.

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Oh, Humpty Dumpty haunted a boy
Humpty.

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Humpty Dumpty finish that rhyme.
If you finish that rhyme and you

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come up with a new rhyme where
Humpty Dumpty is, Humpty Dumpty

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is terrorizing our boy.
Dan sent it to me

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madamestrangeways@gmail.com.
Anyway, I couldn't find anything

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else it was particularly scary
other than like I've said,

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Humpty Dumpty just scares kids.
But as I'm researching Humpty

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Dumpty, But what do my wandering
eyes should appear on the

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Wikipedia page is none other
than James Joyce.

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He's back.
What is he doing on my screen?

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Why is he on the Wikipedia page
for Humpty Dumpty?

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Apparently.
Apparently, James Joyce used the

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story of Humpty Dumpty as a
recurring motif in The Fall of

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Man in the 1939 novel Finnegan's
Wake, which, as you will recall,

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he was writing in Bogner.
Soon to be Bogner Regis.

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What?
So what?

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Hold on Dan, is James Joyce
haunting you like he was in

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Bogner Regis well, Bogner, he
was in Bogner.

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He wrote about Humpty Dumpty.
Those are two are you?

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James Joyce is is this?
Am I on to something here?

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I feel like I'm on to something.
All I'm saying is I've never

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seen Dan and James Joyce in the
same room together.

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Did James Joyce maybe see his
own spectral Humpty Dumpty?

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And then that's why he was so
inspired to write about him when

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he's in Bogner?
I leave you now with a dramatic

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reading of an earlier and much
scarier version of the Humpty

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Dumpty rhyme.
Humpty Dumpty lay in a beck with

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all his sinews around his neck.
40 doctors and 40 rights.

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Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty to
rights this like Halloween like

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stalk music in the background
playing just imagine that was

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there.
What do you think?

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Spooky haunted.
Dan, thank you so much again for

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sending me your story.
I really appreciate it.

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Now Dan is a listener who
submitted his story and you,

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yes, you listening you, unless
you haven't experienced anything

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spooky, in which case, wow,
lucky.

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But if you listening, have
experienced something

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unexplained, I do want to read
about it.

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So go ahead, send me an e-mail
madamstrangeways@gmail.com or

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you can hop on the website at
madamstrangeways.com.

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See you soon, she said

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ominously.
This these are the terms for

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these are the names of Humpty
Dumpty in German and

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Pennsylvania Dutch.
So apparently there's two

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versions.
Apparently there's two versions

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in German.
One is Viegela Vangela.

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I don't know.
Did I do it?

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And this is the one that really
got me is Humblekin Pumpukin.

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Humblekin, pumpukin.
Is it humble?

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What does the umlaut do?
That's a mystery for another

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time.
And then Pennsylvania Dutch.

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It's Haberty Bob.
There you go.