National Forest Gnome + The Crooked Cottage | True Strange Stories from Reddit | Ep #18

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That's MAD.
AM E Well, hello, my little

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strange Ling.
It's me, Madam Strangeways, with

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two new true strange stories of
the unexplained paranormal.

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Or just kind of spooky.
And as always, solicited or not,

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usually not, I share my insights
and observations.

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After each spooky tale.
Now it's time to dim the lights

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and get cozy while I.
Read you these.

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True strange stories here on
Madam Strange Ways.

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The Crooked Cottage by Aaron
When I was a kid, my parents

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would take my sister and I to
this farm out in the country

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near where we lived to chop down
our Christmas trees.

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The farm was about a 40 minute
drive from the little town we

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lived in and it was a Christmas
tradition.

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That we loved.
We went to the same farm every

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year and one of those years we
had a strange experience

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together.
One year, I believe I was around

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13 or 14 at the time, on our way
to the farm, we came upon this

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house that we had never seen
before.

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It was bizarre looking, almost
like.

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The Weasleys.
House in Harry.

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Potter, but.
More colorful, It was tall and

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thin, like every floor was a
single room stacked on top.

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Of each other.
And it looked like it was built

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out of a mishmash of materials,
like some parts were made of

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wood and some parts were made of
metal.

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It had filigree on the trim and
everything was painted.

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Bright pastel colors.
Pinks, yellows, purples, mint

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cream.
My dad slowed the car down to

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get a good look at it.
I remember looking down at the

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house from the road.
It was in almost a bowl shaped

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patch of land surrounded by
trees.

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There was smoke coming from the
chimney and lights on inside and

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we just sat and looked at it for
a while, muttering.

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To each other.
We had driven this road every

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year.
For probably. 10 years at that

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point and had never.
Once.

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Seen this place?
It was so fantastical looking.

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It seemed like the kind of place
everyone would know and talk

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about.
In our small community.

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Eventually we continued to the
farm and went about the rest of

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our day, but later that night I
had a vivid dream that we had

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stopped and been invited inside
the house by a short, very sweet

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older woman.
The inside was as wacky as the

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outside.
We've never stopped talking

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about that day.
We all remember seeing the

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house, we all describe it the
same way and where it was on the

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road, but we've never been able
to find it again.

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It should be noticeable.
Since most.

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Of the houses.
Out in that.

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Area are log cabins, trailers,
or old farm houses.

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It looked nothing like any house
I've seen before aside from in

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picture books.
We've purposely gone looking for

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it, taking twisty back roads
through the woods to try and see

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it again.
My dad was an urban planner for

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one of the transportation
companies in the area, so he's

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obsessed with roads and maps and
he took us many times to try and

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find the house.
But we've.

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Never seen it.
Again, we've even asked people

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in the area if they've seen the
house but no one knows what

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we're talking about.
I'm semi convinced we entered

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some sort of time slip or
dimension slip.

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I'm the only one that thinks
that I'm the less logical one in

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the family.
The rest of my family thinks we

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just lost our minds for about an
hour one day.

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Just thought I'd share this
weird and mystical experience.

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Aaron, I think what you may have
encountered was actually Howl's

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Moving Castle.
Mystery solved.

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Thank you so much for submitting
your story.

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Wow, I wish it was Howl's Moving
Castle.

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And if you haven't read the
book, I'm going to try to not

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give any spoilers.
If you haven't read the book,

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it's not outside the realm of
possibility that that could

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actually have been Howl's Moving
Castle if he was real.

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The reason I like this story so
much is that a car full of

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people who are really familiar
with this route all saw this

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house and then never saw it
again.

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And you know the fact that your
dad is like a planner and knows

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not only the insurance and outs,
but like how to find where this

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house could have possibly come
from and it just isn't there.

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Oh, that's so spooky.
There's OK in folklore and

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mythology you've got some
instances of places that are

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disappearing, like, well, this
isn't really either of them.

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But Brigadoon is a Broadway
musical turned movie about a

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Scottish village that disappears
every and reappears.

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OK, it disappears.
Then every 100 years it

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reappears.
Now that's not actually based on

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folklore from what I could find
in my research, but then there

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actually is, you know, King
Arthur.

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King Arthur, the island of
Avalon can be hidden at will, so

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that can just appear to
disappear.

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It can appear.
To disappear to normies like you

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and your family.
No offense, but you know King

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Arthur legend.
They wouldn't want you to see

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it.
So generally when you've.

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Got villages that are
disappearing, and I mean

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villages like towns, not just
one house, but typically when

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you have villages or towns that
are disappearing in folklore,

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generally it's because they have
angered the gods or God.

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Some.
Deity is pissed and.

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The the the.
Town folk have pissed said deity

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off and so the deity either
snaps her fingers or causes a

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flood or something horrible
happens and that's why you see

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these towns disappear.
So probably it's not that I

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don't hate the idea of a wizard
or a witch being involved.

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She came down in a.
Bubble.

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Dog, I don't hate that idea of,
you know, like coming back to

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the to the Arthurian legend, you
know, maybe there's a wizard and

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he's hiding the house from you
because you're not supposed to

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see it.
You weren't supposed to see it

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the first time.
That was an oops, that was that

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was his bad.
Maybe maybe it's that, you know,

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you've also got glamour.
You know, I kind of mentioned

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the fae last episode.
You know, you could have some

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sort of fae glamour situation
and that does kind of jive with

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a with like a fairy house.
I mean, I don't think typically

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fairies do houses.
They have like rings and like

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mushrooms.
But if a fairy did make a house,

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it would be kind of like rooms
stacked on one one another and

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it wouldn't make any sense,
right?

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It just feels like again,
fairies, if you're listening,

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I'm such a big fan of yours.
Please leave me alone.

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Of course, then there's just
ghosts, ghosts, curses,

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etcetera.
Hauntings that it was some trap.

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That.
Has been laid for unsuspecting

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people driving by and you guys
passed.

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You didn't stop.
But if you had stopped and gone

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into the house like that dream
that you had, it probably

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wouldn't have been a nice little
old lady who gave you cookies.

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It probably would have been an
evil ghost lady who gave you

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poison cookies.
And then you would never wake

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up.
So good job not falling for that

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cursed trap.
I'm I applaud you.

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But I think.
It's totally fair that, barring

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any other logical explanation,
that you go to the fantastical

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and that you go.
The only other way that I can

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explain this is that somehow
time and space broke all of the

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rules that we as humans are
aware of and allowed us to shift

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into a different time.
I know that it's there's,

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there's, where is it?
Liverpool?

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In Liverpool, you've got, oh,
where is it?

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I'm going to have to look it up.
In Liverpool, there are time

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slips that are common in a
certain area of the town.

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I'm, I'm just this is memory.
This is memory.

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I have not read about this
recently, so please, if I'm

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wrong, correct me.
But I do remember hearing lots

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of stories of time slips
happening in Liverpool where

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someone just walks out of a shop
and then suddenly they're in

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like 1960 and they're really
confused and disoriented.

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And then they turn a corner and
then suddenly everything is back

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to being the modern way.
And enough stories like that are

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happening that, OK, what's going
on here?

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So, you know, was it a time
slip?

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Was it a dimension slip?
And then you guys went back to

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the normal dimension or did you?
But then I guess there's also,

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there's also the possibility
that you did take a weird way

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and that maybe there was some
kind of weird installation, some

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kind of art installation,
perhaps that was taken down or

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maybe one of you has
misremembered and then told the

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story and then now all of you
remember the story.

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I know that that sounds far
fetched, OK.

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But like, OK, is it more far
fetched than a dimension

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hopping?
You know, I don't know you'd be

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the judge.
But I do know I can tell you

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this.
Every single time we access our

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memories, they are overwritten.
And sometimes they're

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overwritten with new different,
now incorrect information.

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So something that you think you
remember was such alarming

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clarity may not even be right
anymore.

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Which is honestly kind of more
terrifying than seeing a

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building that you can never see
again and that you can't find

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again, and that you really can't
prove ever existed even though

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multiple people saw it.
To me, I feel like they're

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equally if not if not more
terrifying to know that maybe

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none of my memories are accurate
in any way, but especially ones

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that you re access over and
over.

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Otherwise, my money's on a
wizard, my money's on a wizard

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or a curse or both.
Wizards can do curses, so maybe

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a wizard cursed the house, tried
to trick you, you did not fall

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for it.
And then?

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Someone else?
Fell for the curse and now

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they're trapped in the wizard
cursed dimension, but not.

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You.
Because you're too smart.

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I don't even know how to say
this, but I think I saw a gnome

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in a National Forest yesterday
by Anonymous.

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I will be the first to admit I
thought these types of cryptids

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were a joke and not real and
I've never been able to take

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them seriously.
I am an outdoorsman and have

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been for 35 years.
I grew up in the woods.

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I memorize trees for mushroom
hunting for a living.

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I know every brook, stream,
Bush, Berry Grove, log, you name

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it.
I'm on a Forest Rd. and I'm on

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hour 9 of Not a Soul Insight.
I gather some.

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Mushrooms and look up the road
and see a rock has fallen from

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the loose steep side of the
mountain to the middle of the

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road.
I make a mental note that I have

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to move it and not drive over
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I gather my mushrooms and get
back to the car.

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I look up.
And I see what appears to.

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Be a 2 or 2 1/2 foot tall.
Little brown thing.

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Walking from the side of the
road over to the rock, my first

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logical thought is that it is a
squirrel, but I see it is

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walking on 2.
Legs appears to be wearing brown

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cloth.
Or fur clothes and is shaped

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like a human but very tiny.
It's not scurrying either, it is

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ambling on 2 legs like a human
would.

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Just casually walking like this
is some normal regular ass

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thing.
Like monotonous work it does for

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a living.
I don't believe my lying eyes,

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it has to be something else.
I get back in the car and head

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up the road and see that the
rock has been pushed back to the

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side of the road from whence it
came.

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It had fallen off the hill,
rolled to my left, then was

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sitting back on the other side
of the road on the right.

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There are drag marks like
someone slid it back.

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I look, I smell, I sense, I
listen.

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Nothing.
I don't know where gnomes live,

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but the old partially logged
section where I.

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Was looked pretty.
Perfect for a clan of these

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things.
Lots of places to hide secluded.

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Near water?
Plenty.

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Of routes of escape and would be
easy to dig little holes in the

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mountain and be fortified
against invaders.

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The side Rd. into it was flooded
and appears to do so regularly

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so these little guys even have
their own Moat.

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I'm positive I'm overthinking
this.

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It was a.
Long drive back up the mountain,

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then down the mountain the other
way and some time home and I

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can't pick this apart into
anything else.

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But being a tiny little forest.
Man, I'm like 1000% positive

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that I saw what I saw.
It was.

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Near a military special
interest.

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Zone.
Allegedly blocked off due to

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some native butterflies, but I'm
starting to wonder.

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If this research.
Area is really about butterflies

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after all.
They send you to prison, ban you

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from parks, and give.
You a 5. $1000 fine if you take

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a single Berry from inside that
boundary.

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Anonymous, thank you so much I.
Cannot even imagine how you must

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have felt seeing a tiny human
wearing fur or clothes.

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You know, like I remember
playing.

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I remember, I remember playing
Final Fantasy ages ago and there

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would just be these crazy
monsters around and they'd be

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wearing a bunch of belts and
they would.

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Have weapons and sometimes.
They wouldn't have arms.

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And I remember thinking who is
outfitting these creatures with

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armor and clothes?
Who's doing this?

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So I would ask the same
question, who is outfitting

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these?
Gnomes.

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Out in the forest.
And I think you're right.

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You know how how you're like,
oh, apparently it's about some

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kind of rare butterfly.
That's why it's illegal for you

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to take berries from this part
in the forest, right.

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Well, maybe butterflies is the
government code word for gnomes

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or as we're about to get into
possibly little people

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specifically from indigenous
American folklore.

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So you've got the Comanche,
you've got Iroquois, and you've

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got Cherokee.
So all of those tribes, at the

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very least from my research, all
had stories about little people,

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quote UN quote.
So OK, let me let me tell you

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why.
Let me tell you why I've pivoted

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here and away from gnomes.
So first of all, gnomes are

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apparently two spans tall.
Now what is a span, you ask?

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Is this like, is this like
America trying to use literally

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any other form of measurement
other than the metric system?

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No, the A span, when you're
talking about measurement, is

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the length of two hands from the
tip of the thumb to the pinky.

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It's a diagonal line.
If you spread your fingers fully

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out all the way, then you
measure from your tip of your

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thumb to the tip of your pinky
finger.

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That is 1 span.
So your span is going to be

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different than mine.
But I.

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Measured it.
And to me, a gnome is going to

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be about 16 inches tall.
Maybe.

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That's on the small end.
So if you're talking about 16

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inches, that's not close enough
to 2 or 2 1/2 feet.

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To me, I don't think that's
close enough in measurement.

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I know you are really close, I
know you're just estimating, but

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to me a gnome is too small.
A gnome is too small for what

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you saw.
In my estimation.

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So, you know, what isn't too
small is the little people of

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the indigenous American
folklore.

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Those two to two to three feet.
I've read two.

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I've read 3.
I think maybe that might be what

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you saw.
I guess it depends on exactly

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where you were, which National
Park you were in.

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However, regardless of which
National Park you are in,

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regardless of what forest you
are ever in, if there are little

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people in that forest, then you
need to be asking permission

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before you go in.
You also should probably be

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giving an offering.
I read I think it was Cherokee

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tradition that you should.
Give some tobacco.

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Give him some tobacco, because
apparently little people haven't

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got the memo that people use
vapes now.

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So maybe you could use a vape.
You could probably put a vape

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down.
I don't know, maybe they're not

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into that.
Maybe it would have to be a

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little vape, probably a big
vape.

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That might be why they want
tobacco is if you gave them like

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a human sized vape that would
kill them.

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So probably, you know, I'm going
to go back.

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Don't give them any vapes.
Just do straight tobacco

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tobaccy.
Give them some of that before

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you go into their forest.
Also, if you find something in

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the forest, like a little
trinket, like you find a knife.

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You find a knife on the floor of
the forest, the forest floor and

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you think, wow, someone dropped
a knife.

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This is a nice knife.
I think I want to take this

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knife home with me because
finders keepers maybe don't do

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that until you ask permission of
the little people.

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And if they don't tell you no,
then I guess then it's fine.

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But if you take it without
asking permission, they're going

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to.
Throw rocks at you instead of

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moving.
Rocks out of the road, out of

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your way, which was super nice
of that one creature.

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Whatever it is to have done,
instead of moving rocks out of

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your way, they're going to be
throwing those rocks at you,

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probably at your head, probably.
They have really good aim too.

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So just keep that in mind.
What I do love though, about

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this creature, whether it was a
gnome or whether it was a little

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person, what I do love is that
like, it sounds like you both

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were just out in the forest
doing your jobs.

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Like their job is keeping rocks
out of the road.

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I don't know why that would be
their job.

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I mean, I guess they're trying
to keep you safe, which is

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really nice of them, but maybe
they just like a tidy forest.

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Maybe they have.
Slight obsessive tendencies and

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and.
Rocks in the road really just

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kind of puts them in a bad mood
for the rest of the day.

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Whatever it was.
They were out there doing their

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job and you were out there doing
your job and you both just kind

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of happened to cross paths with
each other.

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I can respect that, that both of
you are just out there living

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your life and I wonder.
If.

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They went home to their partner
and they were like, Oh my gosh,

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you're totally not going to
believe what I just saw out in

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the forest today.
You're going to think I'm crazy.

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It it was like us, but it was
like 6 feet tall and it had

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these like weird blue pants on
and it had this.

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Rectangle in its.
Hand that glowed like the

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noonday sun.
And maybe that's what it went

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home.
That's what they went home to

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and told their partner how
strange you looked and how now,

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now they're a pariah in their
community because they were

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talking about the crazy thing
that they saw.

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I don't think you're crazy.
You know, if we were talking

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about what a logical explanation
is, even though you're 1000%

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sure that you saw what you saw.
Maybe, maybe if we were talking

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about a mundane explanation,
maybe there's dehydration

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involved, which can cause, you
know, confusion and possibly

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hallucinations that, you know, I
love hallucinations.

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If you listen to the show, I
love talking about

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hallucinations.
But you did.

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See the the marks in the ground
where the rock had clearly been

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dragged away.
So unless it's some sort of

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animal that you like, a furry
brown animal that just looked

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like it was wearing clothes.
Maybe it was wearing clothes.

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Maybe it was a trained monkey
that's been.

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Released into the.
Wild and you just happen to see

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it.
Keep me updated if you ever.

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See it again.
Oh, and there.

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Are several gnome themed
entertainment parks like

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amusement parks?
There are gnome more than one in

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the world.
OK, there's the GNOME reserve in

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North Devon, UK.
There's GNOME land in Barry

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Narber also in the UK.
That's, I don't know that I said

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that, right?
It's fine.

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We're going to move on.
You know where?

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Else they have.
In the UK they have the Gnome

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Magic Garden at Colchester UK.
Then if you go on across the

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pond to the US of A, you've got
gnome town in.

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TAWSON, Minnesota.
You've got the Gnome village all

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the way over in the Netherlands,
then you've got the Zwergen Park

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Trust tool in Germany in
Trosatol.

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I don't know how to pronounce
that in German.

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And then finally in Poland there
is Gnomes Park, but it's spelled

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Gnom without an e.g.
NOM so maybe it's Gnomes Park?

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In Poland, so.
You can visit any one of those

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places and see if any of the
depicted gnomes look like what

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you saw.
Thank you SO.

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Much for joining me for such a
lovely spooky time.

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Listening until next time.

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Gnome Gnome on the range where
the deer.

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And the antelope.
Lay and seldom misheard.

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And the gnomes are not.
Cloudy all day meow meow meow.